Relationship advice needed (adults only please)

[wanda5]

So I trusted you all enough to tell you of my ongoing affair with MG and well, we all know how that is going. I have needs and desires just like everyone else so I am moving on... BUT Ive decided to stay within the family (dont you judge me!) I have had my eye on Mega Moolah, well, without giving you too many details, lets just say it seemed mutual...he is quite the young sexy beast & he is LOADED...worth over 4 mil! Lets be honest 4 million can make all that hair & smell, tolorable (I will allow you a moment to form your own refrences as far as wealthy, hairy, stinky men go) I am not here to offend.

Maybe its TMI to tell you that he brings out the animal in me as well, but you all know the feeling of new love...you just want to shout it from the roof tops!
Well today things just felt so weird. I dont want to have another failed relationship, its just too much for ones ego to take. Devistated, I had no where to go after our date went so bad ...just picture me walking, crying in the rain...except I was in the house and theres only a 20% chance of rain today. Dr. Phil doesnt come on until 3 so I came here in hopes for some advice. I mean maybe I seem too eager to win his affections, thats the mistake I made with MG i think. So as soon as I realized I was going too fast I slowed it down & smiled, gently stroking my keys to let him know I am here for the long haul! Before I knew it he was giving me some line of shit about not having enough money and do I want to go to the bank??? I mean its MG all over again!

I see so many of you with all these amazing online pics & I'm jealous. I gotta tell ya, "Winning Screenshots" sounds a little arrogent & pornographic to me..which is not beneath me.
What am I doing wrong? OR what am I NOT doing? I am open to any advice but i'm telling you honestly, ive tried everything I can think of. I know many of you are in the same boat i am in, so hopefully we can help eachother and really learn something here. I know there will be many a smart ass who are insensitive...so be cafeful especially if you are new to the seen.
Lovingly, I can tell you honestly what has turned out to be bad advice...ok...bigger is not always better, nor is having the fastest fingers. And while boob flashing may make you feel like a sexy little winner, it is not effective as my husband tried this in 2003.

Does this look like he is not into me....

[RobWin]

Wanda, Wanda, you keep making these erotic posts and I am going to have to call you on the phone or we are going to have to get a private room. I understand if your husband is beating me in the back with a football bat but hey I'm beginning to think it would be worthwhile....

Hell Wanda, you don't need to be gambling, you need to be writing erotica and erotic stories, you've already earned your first subscriber...

[lojo]

Dear Wanda,

The beasty boy is just playing hard to get and acting mysterious. Under that tough exterior is a real pussy cat. It's sadie hawkins day, so you don't have to wait for him to ask you to dance. But you might want to play a little hard to get yourself anyway!

Only approach him with a very large sign-up bonus, that way you'll have more chances for dances

You really do like the dangerous guys, don't ya? Goodgirl goes for badboy, seen it a hundred times. There are millions of chances that he will break your heart, this one, but that little bit of hope still has you pining, doesn't it? Go ahead, flash him now and then (make sure the curtains are closed).

Guys like this are like playing a slot machine, your odds aren't very good.

[lojo]

She does have you twitterpated, and confused. Can I borrow the football bat?

[Rob]

Quick question, is the jackpot triggered randomly for this slot?

I'd love to win 4 mil

[RobWin]

Wanda, let me point you to a thread post you need to read real quick:

http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...tml#post212311

[RobWin]

Originally Posted by Rob

Quick question, is the jackpot triggered randomly for this slot?

I'd love to win 4 mil

Rob, I don't mean to be rude but can you not see that this thread is not about jackpots but rather about Wandas needs...huh ?

[Rob]

Originally Posted by RobWin

Rob, I don't mean to be rude but can you not see that this thread is not about jackpots but rather about Wandas needs...huh ?

I'll be good and stay schtum.

And I hope she gets satisfied soon.

[lojo]

Originally Posted by RobWin

Wanda, let me point you to a thread post you need to read real quick:

http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...tml#post212311

Yeah, see that bonus explosion? Detra can't be wrong, it's RobWin or nuttin for meeting the needs.

[RobWin]

Originally Posted by lojo

Yeah, see that bonus explosion? Detra can't be wrong, it's RobWin or nuttin for meeting the needs.

Who Da Man...Who Da Man...

Thanks for the confidence boost Lojo...well appreciated man..