Relationship advice needed (adults only please)

[Simmo!]

What am I doing wrong? OR what am I NOT doing? I am open to any advice but i'm telling you honestly, ive tried everything I can think of.

First, steer clear of the jackpot slots...the expected return will include the jackpot and be lower than other slots. Secondly, try "incremental" betting (written up here). Example: do 50 spins at $1 then, then increase it every 50 spins until you get the feature or a decent payoff, then start over Those would be my hints. Probably stick with a medium variance machine if you want some decent pays every now and again and get a "winner screenshot" - low variance slots will last longer but you won't get many hits worth shouting about. What's variance? duh-nuh!

[wanda5]

Ummm... I think you owe me for that visual. You reminded me of that freak on the first American Idol this year who Paula made go get waxed (like a trainwreck, I watch it cuz the lady does)

Are ya gonna play more moolah? Some FL have 400%? sign-up boni, casino US had a 300% that really is the only semi-sane way to play progressives, me thinx.

you didnt think he looked sexy in that genie costume after the wax because youre a guy...he was hot.

i have become a total moolah addict but since we are slot junkies from wayyy back, there is not a bonus out there that we havent used. i wish i knew back then what i know now. i just thought there would be a new casino born every day and that we would never run out of sign up bonus' ...

[RobWin]

First, steer clear of the jackpot slots...the expected return will include the jackpot and be lower than other slots. Secondly, try "incremental" betting (written up here). Example: do 50 spins at $1 then, then increase it every 50 spins until you get the feature or a decent payoff, then start over Those would be my hints. Probably stick with a medium variance machine if you want some decent pays every now and again and get a "winner screenshot" - low variance slots will last longer but you won't get many hits worth shouting about.

This may help: understanding slots variance (article)

Simmo, like I said to Rob earlier, this has nothing to do with gambling, this is about Wanda and her needs, can you not read between the lines here...the subliminal message that Wanda is speaking of ?

[wanda5]

Simmo, like I said to Rob earlier, this has nothing to do with gambling, this is about Wanda and her needs, can you not read between the lines here...the subliminal message that Wanda is speaking of ?

OK Jeeze I think I better tone it down before I get in trouble. Crap I think one of my personalities might be bi-polar.

Actually I got kicked out of my "mommmie group" so I've had a lot of time on my hands lately.

[kakata]

Wanda wanda!!!!
Did you see what you have done to those 2 good friend of mine?
I guess I will have to go over and "talk" about it in person....

[wanda5]

First, steer clear of the jackpot slots...the expected return will include the jackpot and be lower than other slots. Secondly, try "incremental" betting (written up here). Example: do 50 spins at $1 then, then increase it every 50 spins until you get the feature or a decent payoff, then start over Those would be my hints. Probably stick with a medium variance machine if you want some decent pays every now and again and get a "winner screenshot" - low variance slots will last longer but you won't get many hits worth shouting about. What's variance? duh-nuh!

I do the opposite ...I am all excited at first ...deposit $100 ($50 if my husband is reading this) and feel all brave betting $2.25 then I lose $20 and get scared & drop it to $1.50 then lose $20 more and drop it to $.90, then .45 then when I have like $5 left I am betting .09 trying to make it last.

I do need a different strategy...I just need to stop being a wus.

[RobWin]

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OK Jeeze I think I better tone it down before I get in trouble. Crap I think one of my personalities might be bi-polar.

OK OK ! Back to gambling.... but can you please bring back the bi-polar one sometime tomorrow then...kinda kick off my Saturday on the right note....

Actually I got kicked out of my "mommmie group" so I've had a lot of time on my hands lately.

You are so naughty...opps ! sorry...OK OK back on topic....gambling rihtg...right...sorry, my hands are still shaking.....

[RobWin]

Wanda wanda!!!!
Did you see what you have done to those 2 good friend of mine?
I guess I will have to go over and "talk" about it in person....

Kakata ! bro, where you been man ? I could've used you in here earlier...for moral support....you know...

[RobWin]

Simmo? Simmo? say something...I was only kidding...talk to me ...

[Simmo!]

Simmo? Simmo? say something...I was only kidding...talk to me ...

Too late - I'm mortally offended