Relationship advice needed (adults only please)

[babs7262]

Wanda

You sound like you could be adventurous...so maybe you could have a cheap fling with Lara Croft just to get your beast a little jealous and perhaps excited. If you show him that you are wanted by all, he may just give you more of what you need!

[bryand]

Being heterosexual I've never wanted to do this but you could always open the squirrel game and letem bust a nut 4 ya. Just tryin to help IMHO.

[wanda5]

for those of you pming me please know I am extremely unattractive which is why i search for love in inattiment objects...i also cant spell and "inattiment" just sounded right. i am also fat, so fat that when we have searched for the remote control for the tv...lets just say they are wrong when they say "if it was up your butt you'd know it"

now, if you happen to be an inattiment object & have 4 million dollars I can win...then I am a natural blonde, slender, hot, & I was born with perfect teeth and double DDs ...which was awkward as an infant but I have since grown into them.

[lojo]

[wanda5]

robwin, I have no idea what you mean, I am just pouring my heart out here.

rob...

lojo...I'm kinda thinking has a thing for robwin?

babs, my husband likes the way you think

bryand...While I appreciate your help & sincere advice, i'm gonna need a play by play public explination please ...i dont understand what that means...i told you i'm not smart at all.

[lojo]

I don't got no thang for RobWin, geez BingoT is my secret lover I'm about as gay as funeral, truth be known.

Now ifn I was you Wanda, I'd draw the shades, whisper sweet nothings to the screen and flash that jungle beast a couple more times But ONLY play progressives with juicy sign up bonuses... there's no max cashout and your odds are exponential

[wanda5]

I don't got no thang for RobWin, geez BingoT is my secret lover I'm about as gay as funeral, truth be known.

Now ifn I was you Wanda, I'd draw the shades, whisper sweet nothings to the screen and flash that jungle beast a couple more times But ONLY play progressives with juicy sign up bonuses... there's no max cashout and your odds are exponential

oops sorry bout that lo, hmmmm your funeral reference doesnt quite hit home for me, i'm not asking you to convince me though, its all good buddy! Hey I said my husband did the flash thing, its been a while though...im thinking he wax those nipples and try again? you can pay me later for that visual.

[lojo]

Ummm... I think you owe me for that visual. You reminded me of that freak on the first American Idol this year who Paula made go get waxed (like a trainwreck, I watch it cuz the lady does)

Are ya gonna play more moolah? Some FL have 400%? sign-up boni, casino US had a 300% that really is the only semi-sane way to play progressives, me thinx.

[RobWin]

for those of you pming me please know I am extremely unattractive which is why i search for love in inattiment objects...i also cant spell and "inattiment" just sounded right. i am also fat, so fat that when we have searched for the remote control for the tv...lets just say they are wrong when they say "if it was up your butt you'd know it"

now, if you happen to be an inattiment object & have 4 million dollars I can win...then I am a natural blonde, slender, hot, & I was born with perfect teeth and double DDs ...which was awkward as an infant but I have since grown into them.

Who the hell is PMing my Wanda...huh...

Just like the hidden profile Pic...I knew it...

[RobWin]

[QUOTE=wanda5;212367]

robwin, I have no idea what you mean, I am just pouring my heart out here.

Right Wanda, I got it...WinkWink....

lojo...I'm kinda thinking has a thing for robwin?

Ahh hell Lojo is already spoken for by BT or some other ulgy $#%^&%$ I can't remember.....