The Meaning of Random

[hobobiker]

I am now going to type a line of random letters and numbers and letters etc. here goes:
jvczse6y7i89y7tuughkvgchfxhcyf.hlikhi9
ujubghkvfxhhkvxcza3R2JKJBKGTFYRJSV\hrrxfcthgv,khjb gjk.bnl/ki

i did that with my eyes closed and its completly random.

I am now going to repeat this weeks "completly random" results of playing slots at 32Red or Migrogaming or whatever their called. The W = a win, and the L = a loss
Here goes:
L L L L L L L L L L L L L W L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L W W L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L W L L L L L L L L W L L L L L L L L W L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L LL L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L W W L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L W L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L W L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L .

And that is (amazing i know) completly random results based upon the position of Jupiter in the month of May , multiplied by the average yearly rainfall (in mm ) in Miguel's back yard in Bolivia.

Fuckin amazing isnt it.

and no i cant change gear with my foot, which is bollocks .....just like the randomness of MG or 32 slots..........bollocks.

time for JD .

[happygobrokey]

is W any win at all, or a larger than 1x bet win? and i'm sure a couple of those W's were decent-size hits.

[hobobiker]

is W any win at all, or a larger than 1x bet win? and i'm sure a couple of those W's were decent-size hits.

tryin to get a the credit total above the initial deposit amount in the last 2 weeks has been ...................er like pissin in the wind comes to mind ....
or platting fog is another.

[everyday]

I'm with you Hobo..the last couple of weeks at any MG casino has been poor, at least for both of us. Even received a couple of MG casino birthday gifts today and promptly spun them away faster than I could say Thank You. Very disappointing after having given so much for 2 weeks and being so excited today about possibly getting something back. No such luck. I hope this trend ends soon.

[lojo]

tryin to get a the credit total above the initial deposit amount in the last 2 weeks has been ...................er like pissin in the wind comes to mind ....
or platting fog is another.

Have you tried any strategies? A good one that comes to mind is: put in a dollar, win a car. Put in another dollar, win another car

Ahh, it sucks to go on a losing streak, I know, we've all been there. I'm assuming you are playing slots? You might want to try mixing up your bet size now and then. If you 'autoplay' and figure you won't hit for another ten spins, eff-em, turn off autoplay, wait 60 seconds and bet 10x what you have been; same as a losing grind but a fat lot better potential win.

If you figure you'll be out 100 credits in the next hour at your regular play, wtf, bet 25 on one, then 2, then 10, then 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 50, whatever, go listen to the news or piss off the balcony in between spins to make it last an hour.

Of course this is assuming you aren't able to hit a feature low-rolling to get you over your initial deposit. If you do that, either quit or keep that profit amount in mind, keep low-rolling, then at a whim increase your bet size to a portion or all of your 'profit' wtf? It's a gamble. It could hit on one of the 10/279 spins just like your LLLLWLLL (I measured, didn't count lol)

If you have 'selective sight' take your usual bet size and spread it over 3 lines instead of 15 or whatever you've been playing, then move it around to to9, 11,7,5, whatever. (it can suck if you hit a free spin feature, but scatters are no problem and if you ignore the lines you don't play it shouldn't piss you off too much when they hit.

And finally, know the variance of the machine you are playing Link the 'strategies' I mentioned are best for high risk slots to make a great return, or lose your wad. If you want your play to go on and on, choose a low risk slot.

Now, of course if you aren't playing slots I just wasted my typing breath, dint I

Good luck

[happygobrokey]

i was going to say buy in for 200 and lowroll 20 cents aiming for one or two random jackpots while you leave it spinning overnight or while at work, just like our pal mike031.

[mikepipe]

I ll do exactly that NOW. and if i win, the next pints are on me!

[hobobiker]

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I am returning to my previous pastime of getting up every afternoon, walking outside ...and putting a couple of hundred quid down the storm drain outside my driveway....................its much more entertaining and less disheartning and takes longer than playing slots and losing that amount at 32red. quoting overall figures of 99.9%returns on slots etc etc is all good an well but when your overall return % is based upon 1 or 2 large wins over a 6 month period and the rest of the time its crap, then it just gets fucking tedious and boring and definatly does not have a random feel about it .....boring boring boring
boring..................boring and crap...

[hobobiker]

bored...bored.....bored.....bored..........

[hobobiker]

I used to have a life before i started playing at 32red ....