A little fun with horoscopes

[jetset]

ARIES PLAYERS ARE LUCKIEST

Fun study by Cyberslotz ranks big winners by star sign

The British online gambling site Cyberslotz had a little fun with its members when it conducted a star sign survey among 14 000 members this week and released a ranking of the luckiest horoscope symbols.

Players with a birthday within the Aries dates are apparently the luckiest, often winning big prizes during the study period. Enthusiastic, energetic and pioneering Arians know what they want and coupled with their strong will and confidence can often get it.

We all wish that we'd taken our first option, as the first choice is usually the luckiest; naturally, decisive Arians don't dither and can usually pick a winning hand, says Cyberslotz, identifying Victoria Beckham, Ewan MacGregor, and Vince Vaughan as just some of the Arian celebrities that have been lucky in life.

"While skill is often a factor when it comes to playing and winning in an online casino, we can see from our research that the link between our big winners seems to be their birth dates," said Brian Morgan, CEO Cyberslotz. "It certainly seems that people born in the spring months are luckier when it comes to gaming and by our celebrity research, luckier in life."

The complete order of the luckiest to the less lucky star signs is:

Luckiest - Aries

Gemini

Leo

Capricorn

Taurus

Sagittarius

Pisces

Scorpio

Virgo

Libra

Aquarius

Cancer

[winbig]

I know I'm going to be making some enemies by saying this, but that's a total SHAM!

As my statistics professor stated, you can run any statistics and figure out a way to make them reflect what you're shooting for to pursade people. The probabilities never change, nor do they care if you're white/black/a certain astrological sign/male/female/etc. IE: You've got an equal chance of winning no matter what sign you are.

Especially with this. Horoscopes are BS, and just another sham to make money. Their shoddy generalizations rank up there with these scam artists that claim they can talk to the dead.
*runs far away*

[jetset]

You're probably right, but aren't you missing the tongue-in-cheek nature of this release?

[winbig]

You're probably right, but aren't you missing the tongue-in-cheek nature of this release?

Nope, it's hilarious

[Macgyver]

Hey, I'm #2 on the list, so bring on the RF I've been waiting for!!!

[Simmo!]

Hey, I'm #2 on the list, so bring on the RF I've been waiting for!!!

Ah but an unpublished survey showed that Gemini's were most likely to play their winnings back

[Macgyver]

Not this Gemini, mi amigo ... never reverse withdrawaled (is that a word?) in my life.

[amatrine]

Im near the bottom of the list, figures,lol

Ama

[yameater]

Winbig...I was just talking to Harry Houdini and he said Tauruses are the the luckiest!

[Addisyn]

I am a Cancer sitting at the bottom of the list! Oh my to play or not to play!