The Wild Bunch!

[liquidsoap]

Nice list steed!
Sorry to say I have not played at one of those casinos.

[paul02085]

Welcome to our Casino is now Shark Casino.
Casino on Air was determined to cheat (by the Wizard of Odds)at blackjack along with Casino Bar.

[jetset]

QUOTE: Orbital still exists, it's even ecogra certified, but there does not appear to be a way to download the software. UNQUOTE

Here's the latest on this from the Ops Director at Carmen Media which owns Orbital:

"Orbital does still exist, and if you have an account you can still play at the casino, however we do not allow any new downloads and accounts with this brand, rather referring any potential players to River Belle. The reason we do this is because the Orbital casino software is not updated with the latest new games and features."

[gfkostas]

Originally Posted by johnsteed

..........

Thank you for your time.

Steed

You must be loving it

You are one of a kind steed

[johnsteed]

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Thank you all for your kind words, and most certainly for your feedback.


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Although I would not classify the next casino as being "WILD" - they are accredited and that certainly counts for a lot - I was a bit stunned by this casino's no deposit/sign-up bonus. Ladies & gentlemen, in case you didn't have your ear-to-the-ground, "Purple Lounge" is literally throwing easy money at the player.

GEKKO

(laughs)

Not bad for a quant, but a dog with

different fleas.

(checks his hi-tech watch)

Come on, tell me something I don't

know. It's my birthday, pal,

surprise me...

When I got word-of-mouth on this one, I had to investigate a bit further. So, this is what I found, and this is what I'll show you.

GEKKO

The public is out there throwing

darts at a board, Steed. I don't

throw darts at a board. I only bet

sure things. Read Sun Tzu's "The

Art of War." 'every battle is won

before it is ever fought.' Think

about it.

That's 3 bucks... That's like... 3 times more than what Boss Media GIANT "Sunset Casino" has been throwing at their new and content customers! And if you're devoid of any mathematical skill, that's a cool $1. Let's stay on track though... another bonus... another time. Life is sooooo easy, i'nit? Okay, before we get too ahead of ourselves, let's dig a little deeper to find out that this deal is for real. I mean, c'mon, $3 FREE without any deposit, just on a sign-up which takes just minutes to do?



Hi,

It's Tara here. It's my pleasure to welcome you to The Lounge, THE place to play poker and casino on the web.

Open a Purple Lounge account today and I'll give you $3 absolutely free. And that's not all! I'll also give you an incredible 100% of your first deposit back, up to a massive $1000 on Poker or $300 on Casino.

Join Purple Lounge and let me take care of you....



Hi Tara!


Let me just say... $3 absolutely FREE, no catches, this is unreal. I'm joinin', and I'll let YOU take care of ME. This is a great deal all around. Other casinos out there, that's "Purple Lounge" that just zipped ahead of you to the #1 slot of All-Time great online casino operations. Take note, you've met the new standard, now learn and copy the right way to attract and keep new customers.


Okay, I know that it's a great deal, I need to catch my breath here... give me a moment... I just have to dot the I's and cross the T's, pure formality at this point. Here's the terms & conditions:



$3 Promotion Rules Simply register an account at Purple Lounge and and make a deposit and we'll credit you $3 into your Purple Lounge account.

Here’s how it works: Once you've registered an account at Purple Lounge and have activated your account, we will credit your account with $3 upon a successful deposit made into your account which you can use to play poker on the real money tables, or use in our fantastic casino!

TERMS AND CONDITIONS You are only allowed to hold one account with Purple Lounge. In the unlikely event that you need to set up a new account with Purple Lounge and have previously been credited with $3 on an older account you will not be eligible to participate in the bonus scheme on the new or any subsequent accounts.

All Purple Lounge general terms and conditions apply for all our promotions and bonuses. By playing at Purple Lounge each player is deemed to have read and accepted these terms and conditions in full

Participation in the $3 bonus is subject to verification of account details.

The $3 bonus cannot be withdrawn from your Purple Lounge account until it has been played through.

Purple Lounge reserves the right to disqualify any player who abuses the bonus conditions. In such cases the player may not be entered in future bonuses or promotions and may lose their ability to play at the site.

Purple Lounge reserves the right to exclude players from the $3 bonus promotion in accordance with the Purple Lounge standard Terms and Conditions

Please note players that are from the following countries are exempt and restricted from participating in this promotion: China, and Turkey



Oh, okay, I get it. So it's a FREE $3 no-deposit sign-up bonus with no strings attached, after you deposit some funds into your new Purple Lounge account, wherein you'll then get the FREE $3 no-deposit sign-up bonus with no strings attached. My Lord, this is it. If I'm reading this right, that means not only do I get the opportunity to get into the casino's VAULT thanks to their $3 no-deposit sign-up bonus with no strings attached, I'll also have more ammo-in-the-barrel, more fuel-in-the-tank, and that many more advantages to win from this operation which is a Godsend to the rest of us.



A few passing thoughts on this one...

a) "chuchu59" and "morose" are going to have to sit THE BIG ONE out. Tough, tough break.


b) Please, please, please bonus hounds, don't "abuse" this Golden Egg for the rest of us (as stated in their T&C). Don't "shake-the-shit" out of this one. Don't kill the goose.


c) Can this operation stay afloat?


d) Do they offer FREE download... yup! (check)


e) It doesn't state how many times the bonus has to be played through, which is super, because now I don't have to bother keeping tabs while the iron's hot.


f) I'm going to light-this-casino-up!


g) Why can't people from Turkey or China play? What's the reasoning behind that one?


Bonus hawks have been waiting for this since online gambling first came about 10-years ago. This is the paralyzed prey that they've been waiting to sink their beaks into.

GEKKO

(smiles, looks at Purple Lounge's offer)

Steed, I look at a hundred ideas

a day. I choose one.

Gekko glances at it. As Steed leaves, he overhears...

GEKKO

(off)

OK gang, looks like we're going

over 5% in Teldar, start the

lawyers on a tender offer and 13D,

we keep going after everything in

sight but don't pay over $22.

They're gonna fight, they got Myers

and Thromberg doing their legal,

they make Nazis look like nice guys...

And oh yeah, sign-me-up for one of

those $3 no-deposit bonuses over at

"Purple Lounge". That'll be our

bread-'n-butter from here on out...

One week later at the "21 CLUB". Int. - Day

GEKKO

Try the steak tartare. It's off the

menu but Louis'll make it for you...

STEED

I'm fine thank you.

GEKKO

Cover the Bluestar buy and put a

couple hundred thou in one of those

bow-wow casinos you mentioned... BoDog is it?

Pick the dog with the least fleas. Use a

stop loss so your downside is

50,000 on Ronin, and you can't possibly

buy a more decent suit. Did you buy that

at Morty Sills?

STEED

I think I will have the steak tartare if

you don't mind.

Cut...




Steed

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[Macgyver]

Originally Posted by johnsteed

Although I would not classify the next casino as being "WILD" - they are accredited and that certainly counts for a lot - I was a bit stunned by this casino's no deposit/sign-up bonus. Ladies & gentlemen, in case you didn't have your ear-to-the-ground, "Purple Lounge" is literally throwing easy money at the player.

Please note players that are from the following countries are exempt and restricted from participating in this promotion: China, and Turkey[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE]

But they no longer accept U.S. players, Mr. Steed, so even I can't get in on this oh-so-wonderful offer.

Originally Posted by johnsteed

A few passing thoughts on this one...

b) Please, please, please bonus hounds, don't "abuse" this Golden Egg for the rest of us (as stated in their T&C). Don't "shake-the-shit" out of this one. Don't kill the goose. (bold added by Macgyver)

Owww, owww, owww ... can someone reach that dagger that's sticking out of the middle of my back for me?

[DarthVader]

Owww, owww, owww ... can someone reach that dagger that's sticking out of the middle of my back for me?

I can help you there. Allow me to replace it with this...

Vader

[tencardcharlie]

Originally Posted by johnsteed

b) Please, please, please bonus hounds, don't "abuse" this Golden Egg for the rest of us (as stated in their T&C). Don't "shake-the-shit" out of this one. Don't kill the goose.

This applies to the FREE download as well. Remember, do not attemt to abuse the FREE software download, or the rest of us will suffer. Only one FREE download per household please.

[chuchu59]

Hah! You are wrong Steed. I got my BIG $3 several months ago and played poker. I enjoyed every second of it considering I busted within 2 minutes of playing. What they should have been promoting is the new player freeroll which I was invited to but finished one short of a winning position.

[pacers31]

Hey Steed, can I get the keys to that time machine?? I want to go back to before I placed my first wager ever and go buy a car or something instead!!!