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[tencardcharlie]

When can I make a deposit?

Just a heads up before you deposit:
From the t&c
45.8.9.7 Please note that deposits are for WAGERING PURPOSES ONLY, and may not be cashed out.

45.8.9.8 The casino reserves the right to review your account at any time, and if they upon such review find that you have played your deposit in a way that they, in their sole discretion deem to be abusive take actions against you including but not limited to:
- Voiding any funds and closing your account
- Running over you as well as your relatives with any sort of motorized vehicle they find appropriate.

[liquidsoap]

45.8.9.7 Please note that deposits are for WAGERING PURPOSES ONLY, and may not be cashed out.

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[GrandMaster]

Terms and conditions

Spamjoy casino is fully licensed and insured by the government of Costa Rica. Spamjoy casino has also received Platinum certification from Safebet.

The minimum age to gamble at Spamjoy casino is 18, but if you are under 21, we may, at our discretion, decide that the minimum gambling age in your jurisdiction is 21 and confiscate your funds.


Spamjoy casino offers a generous 100% match bonus up to $100 on your first deposit.

Promotional terms and conditions:

1. The match bonus is only available on your first deposit up to $100.

2. The match bonus is for wagering purposes only, and will be removed from your account when you cash out.

3. You have to wager your bonus and deposit 500 (five hundred) times before requesting a withdrawal. This is not an onerous requirement, since the average gambling addict will turn over his bankroll 1000 times in a single session.

4. The following games are prohibited before reaching the wagering requirement: all blackjack games, all video pokers, all roulette games, all table pokers, all progressive games, red dog, war, all varations of these games and any other games that casino management feels like excluding.

5. In order to cash out, you need to have at least your deposit plus twice the bonus amount in your account.

6. Residents of the following countries are evil bonus abusers, they are not allowed to claim any bonus at Spamjoy casino: Afghanistan Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Armenia, Austria, Australia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bhutan, Bosnia Herzegovina, Bouvet Island, Bulgaria, Cambodia, China, Croatia, Cuba, Denmark, East Timor, Estonia, Georgia, Guam, Heard and MacDonald Islands, Hong Kong, Hungary, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Kazakhstan, Korea (North), Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Liberia, Libya, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malaysia, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Myanmar, Northern Mariana Islands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation, Serbia, Slovenia, Somalia, Sudan, Tadjikistan, Thailand, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, US Minor Outlying Islands, US Virgin Islands, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, Yemen, Yugoslavia, Zimbabwe.

7. Danes are totally evil, they are not allowed to come anywhere near the casino.

8. The maximum withdrawal is your deposit plus twice the bonus amount.

9. Withdrawals are processed on every Thursday following a full moon.

10. Your winnings will be paid by cheque sent by surface mail from our processing centre in Iraq.