* Take frequent bathroom breaks, at least once every half hour - if the pitboss asks, tell him you have diabetes.
* Keep your cell phone with you - if it rings, you will have to step away from the table, and thus can skip a hand or two.
* If the game requires some decision on your part, stall a bit before announcing your decision.
* Get the waitress to serve you drinks frequently - keep $1 chips or coins in your pocket, not on the table. Take time to get the $1 tip out of your pocket for the waitress each time.
* Every 3 hours, ask the pit boss if you can have a meal break (and ask him to comp that too). If you've been really friendly and chatty with the pitboss, not only will you get your meal, you may find yourself eating steak instead of at the buffet!
* Always sit at the busiest table you can find - if the table is empty, you will be playing double or triple as many hands per hour.
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