- Joined
- Nov 26, 2004
- Location
- PA
a dirty unshaven looking redneck walks into a bank wearing flip-flops and overalls
the female bank teller looks up and says, "can i help you sir?"
the redneck replies,"yes! i need to make a f-cking deposit"
the teller replies,"sir! we run a professional establishment here! please watch your language!"
the redneck looks confused, "but i just want to make a f-cking deposit at your g-ddamn bank!"
the teller frowns even more, "sir! if you don't behave yourself i'll be forced to call the manager."
the redneck yells, "look! i just want to make a f-cking deposit in your g-ddamn bank. so can you just f-cking help me??"
the female teller has had enough and she walks away to the bank manager and tells him the story, the bank manager walks out to the booth and says, "yes sir? what seems to be the problem?"
the redneck looks dumbfounded,"i don't f-cking know, i just won the g-ddamn 30million dollar lottery and just want to make a f-cking deposit at your g-ddamned bank!"
the manager quickly put one of his hand on the redneck's shoulder and points to the teller with his other hand,"and was that b-tch giving you sh-t???"
the female bank teller looks up and says, "can i help you sir?"
the redneck replies,"yes! i need to make a f-cking deposit"
the teller replies,"sir! we run a professional establishment here! please watch your language!"
the redneck looks confused, "but i just want to make a f-cking deposit at your g-ddamn bank!"
the teller frowns even more, "sir! if you don't behave yourself i'll be forced to call the manager."
the redneck yells, "look! i just want to make a f-cking deposit in your g-ddamn bank. so can you just f-cking help me??"
the female teller has had enough and she walks away to the bank manager and tells him the story, the bank manager walks out to the booth and says, "yes sir? what seems to be the problem?"
the redneck looks dumbfounded,"i don't f-cking know, i just won the g-ddamn 30million dollar lottery and just want to make a f-cking deposit at your g-ddamned bank!"
the manager quickly put one of his hand on the redneck's shoulder and points to the teller with his other hand,"and was that b-tch giving you sh-t???"
Good one, ez!
