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Old 20th December 2004, 12:05 AM
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A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and three boy scouts

A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and three boy scouts are in a plane that is going to crash. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes on the plane.

The doctor says, "Let the kids have them. We've had a long and good life, they have yet to live."

The lawyer replies, "Fuck the kids."

The Priest quickly sits up and says, "Do we have time?"
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