Little 5 year old Johnny is bugging his mom in the kitchen; exasperated, she says, "Johnny I'm busy now, why don't you go watch the builders working on the house next door, may be you will learn something!" So l'l Johnny runs over to see the work crew. Several hours later Johnny returns and Mom asks what he did today? Johnny says, "Well, first we put the goddamn door up, but the son-of-a-bitch wouldn't fit, so we had to take the cock-sucker back downagain, shave a few pussy hairs off, and then we put the motherfucker back up again." His Mom is shocked and sends Johnny to his room. Dad comes home and hears about the language and goes up to ask Johnny what he said to his Mom? So Johnny repeats the whole rap again. His Dad gets angry and says, "Johnny, go bring me a switch!!!" To which l'l Johnny replies, "Get fucked! That's the electricians job!"
11th August 2004, 05:31 PM
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