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Old 29th June 2004, 01:12 PM
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is this true? be the judge!

12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

...well what do you think?
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Statistics say married men have more sex than their single counterparts. Hope it's with their wives
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...hope so too cause men are known to be polygamous, oppss sorry guys!
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...hope so too cause men are known to be polygamous, oppss sorry guys!

... or maybe ladies are more secretive ...



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