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Old 2nd June 2004, 12:30 AM
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What people want.

An American, an French and a Taiwanese were lost in a desert. Fortunately they found a magic lamp and the gene told them they can have 3 wishes.
The American said: "I want money!"
He got 10 million.
The American said again: "More money!"
He got another 10 million.
Finally, he said "Get me home with my money!". Boom! He was back home with a pile of cash.
The French said: " I want pretty women!"
He got two pretty ladies.
The French said again: " More pretty women!"
He got another two pretty ladies.
Finally, he said "Get me home with my women!". Boom! He was back home with the most beautiful women he has ever seen.
At least, the Taiwanese said: "I am thirsty, give me beer!"
He got a dozen beer.
The Taiwanese said again: "More beer! "
He got another dozen of beer.
Fully drunk, the Taiwanese was asked what's his last wish:
"Damn I am bored and I missed my two friends, bring them back with me!"
Boom! The American and French were back to the desert with nothing.
The American and French were very pissed but they couldn't do a thing. So they keep walking.
Can this be? They found another magic lamp! This time the gene said" I am younger so I can only grand two wishes".
This time, the American and French decideded to let the Taiwanese make his wish first. They also advised him not to make the same mistake. The Taiwanese nod.
"Gave me two dozen beer!" The Taiwanese said. Boom! He got two dozen beer. He was so happy he got everything he want in one wish.
After the Taiwanese was drunk, the American and the French urge him to make his second wish.
"Well," the Taiwanese said to the gene at least. "That's everything I want, you can leave now."
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