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Old 30th April 2004, 02:28 PM
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Death Row

There's a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed.

First up is the brunette. The shooter counts; 1, 2, 3..., and the brunette yells out,"Tornado!" Everybody turns around to see the tornado and the brunette runs away.

Next up is the red head. The shooter counts; 1, 2,3..., and the red head yells out," Flood!" Everybody turns around to see the flood and the red head runs away.

Next up is the blonde. The shooter counts; 1,2,3...,and the blonde yells,"Fire!"
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