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The Stowaway.
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her. "Look, you've got a lot to live for." he said, "I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing in here?" The Captain asked the young woman. "I have an arrangement with one of your sailors," she explained, "He's taking me to America, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the Captain. "This is the Dover-Calais ferry."
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27th January 2004, 10:41 PM
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