Santa's Reindeer

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Santa's Reindeer
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME*

According to the Alaska
Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year,
male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late
November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain
their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to
EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of
them, from Rudolph to
Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known

ONLY women would be able
to drag a fat man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and
not get lost.