jas,s jesus moses joke reminded me of this one
painter gets a job at a ladys house
she says i will leave the keys under the front matt
she says " inside there is a huge bullmastiff , but dont worry about him , but what ever you do dont upset the parrot "
guy gets to the house goes inside and there is a dog the size of an elephant sitting underneath a parrot cage , hes very cautious of the dog and starts painting, hes there for 2 hours and the dog does nothing but the parrot wont shut up ....squawk squawk screech screech over and over for 2 hours , finally the guy cracks it , walks over to the parrot shakes the cage and says " shut the ^%^%% up you stupid bird " and the bird replies " get him rex "
painter gets a job at a ladys house
she says i will leave the keys under the front matt
she says " inside there is a huge bullmastiff , but dont worry about him , but what ever you do dont upset the parrot "
guy gets to the house goes inside and there is a dog the size of an elephant sitting underneath a parrot cage , hes very cautious of the dog and starts painting, hes there for 2 hours and the dog does nothing but the parrot wont shut up ....squawk squawk screech screech over and over for 2 hours , finally the guy cracks it , walks over to the parrot shakes the cage and says " shut the ^%^%% up you stupid bird " and the bird replies " get him rex "
