Boy at nude beach

[classymom]

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Miami. As the boy walks along the sand,

he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's,

so he goes back to ask her why.


She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again. And promptly tells mother:


Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer
he talks, the dumber he gets.

 

[beachgal]

Ha Ha Ha!

Well, I don't know about anybody else, but I thought that
was pretty fricken' funny!
Kat

 

[BingoT]

Boy them good old days
Anyone from RI remember it?


Moonstone Beach was once a nudists paradise, but now only the threatened piping plovers and other wildlife can use it between April 1 and Sept. 15.

But perhaps there is hope for beach-lovers. In the two decades since the beach was closed to protect the plovers, the birds population has climbed from 2 nesting pairs to 61 in Rhode Island, and 1,600 in the North Atlantic region. Wildlife experts say the plovers will have recovered when the number of nesting pairs reaches 2,000. Could the reopening of Moonstone Beach follow?

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