another garden joke...

[chayton]

A young woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to ripen. Her neighbor, an elderly man, had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

She asked the neighbor, "How do you get such beautiful red tomatoes?"

He responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself - my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to see if it would work. So twice a day she started flashing her breasts to her garden.

Two weeks later the neighbor was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"Not much difference with my tomatoes," she replied, "but you should see the size of my cucumbers!"