Confucius Say

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Confucius Say:

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Man who run in
Fr ont of car get tired
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.