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[winbig]

Free horse manure. We have lots and lots of it. Most of the manure is broken down to the consistency of topsoil. This manure works great for flower beds or low spots throughout your yard. Come and take some of the fresh stuff, guaranteed it will be your best garden ever. Take it by the bucket, truckload or whatever means you have, just take it! We have the tractor to load it, just show up. New stuff being generated throughout the day.

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I just love the last line... :notworthy

 

[winbig]

We have aprox. 30 very large wire reels free for the taking. They are 4-5 ft by 6ft and heavy, you'll need a truck to haul. we can help load.
Good for a camp fire, a very tall picnic table, or build a obnoxious fence to piss off your neighbor.

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Crazy.