Whose got the most Lame joke!!!

[Lukeyboy14]

Im not sure i can speel too well but.

Joke.

A man walks into a bar,
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Ouch!

Thats definetly the worst ever LOL

 

[BingoT]

Lame jokes

Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?
A: Because they're full of anty-bodies.

Q: What did the snail say when it was on the turtles back?
A: WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8(ate) 9!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers; what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

 

[Lukeyboy14]

Continued

Well those are quite lame.

But after Bill cam from shopping over at C n A, his wife Daisy asked why he had an L and an R on his boots.

BiLL: I got them so that I make sure im putting the right boot on the right foot and the left on the left.

Daisy: I like that shop I was wondering why there was a Tag in the bottom of my undies with C and A, to make sure I dont put them on back to front.

LOL you may not get it first time HEHE

 

[BingoT]

Lame stupid joke lol


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway!

 

[AussieGambler21]

What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?

Wheres popcorn?

 

[chayton]

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!

 

[BingoT]

A bingo player went to another bingo players funeral.
And they went on BingoT's bus trips and said.
They are going to the Tom-B-ingo
Get it The Tomb

 

[BingoT]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."