- Joined
- Aug 16, 2008
- Location
- Philadelphia
Two sperms are swimming side by side. One asked, did we reach the egg yet?
No stupid, were stuck in the bitches throat, keep swimming!!
A trailer park girl asks her mom, "if you swallow sperm, is that how you get pregnant?
Mom says, no baby, that's how you pay rent..
A man asks his wife, "can I cum in your ear? She say's NO I might go deaf..He says "Bullshit"
I always cum in your mouth & you never shut the hell up..
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has always used a dildo.
She says "explain the dildo asshole" he says "explain the kids bitch"!!
No stupid, were stuck in the bitches throat, keep swimming!!
A trailer park girl asks her mom, "if you swallow sperm, is that how you get pregnant?
Mom says, no baby, that's how you pay rent..
A man asks his wife, "can I cum in your ear? She say's NO I might go deaf..He says "Bullshit"
I always cum in your mouth & you never shut the hell up..
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has always used a dildo.
She says "explain the dildo asshole" he says "explain the kids bitch"!!
