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Old 12th November 2008, 05:11 PM
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Christmas Is Going To Be Tight....So Here Is Your Gift From Me!!!!!!!!!

Hello-

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, with the current economic climate, Christmas will be tight this year. I will be making slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see what's coming your way....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you..........................................laurie
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...........you make slippers out of maxi pads.

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Hey you Gals you have everything.
If you don't use them pads and use the other one's you can make this for all your friends.
See Pads & Tampons do have other great ways you can use them for other great ideas.



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Umm, just for the record, I'm a size 9, pm me and I'll give you my mailing address, LMAOOOOO
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