Comebacks by women

[BingoT]

Comebacks by women
Man: "Haven’t we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine."

Man: "I’d like to call you. What’s your number?"
Woman: "It’s in the phone book."

Man: "But I don’t know your name."
Woman: "That’s in the phone book too."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

Man: "Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!"

[chayton]

you forgot one:
Man: What's your sign?
Woman: Either "Stop" or "Do not Enter!"