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Old 10th June 2008, 02:46 PM
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There was the fight for the Gold Medal on Free Wrestling on the Summer Olympics and a Russian and an American goes for it.

Before it starts, the American Coach was giving his guy some advises:

-You need to be careful with this Russian, he has a special Key, and no one can beat him when he made it.

-Oh don’t worry coach -said the American- I’ll be OK.

When the fight begins, both were walking in circles around the ring, and suddenly, the Russian jumps over the American, and made his famous Key.

The American coach only closes his eyes waiting the worst for his guy, when all the crowd start to scream and clap, then he opened his eyes, and saw the American guy lifting the Russian, making a Key and beat him, winning the Gold Medal.

He was truly amazed on what happened there, so he went to the dressing room, and was anxiously waiting for him.

Once the American received the Gold medal, he went to the bathroom, and there, his coach jump over him asking what happened there.

-Well coach, you saw that we started to walk around the ring , suddenly, he jumped over me and make the famous key on me, all I have time to do was closing my eyes.
When I open them, I saw a pair of testicles in from of me, so I bit them with all I have left.

-And what happened, did he surrender? Ask the coach.

-Oh Coach, you don’t know the strength you can get when you bite your own balls!!
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There was the fight for the Gold Medal on Free Wrestling on the Summer Olympics and a Russian and an American goes for it.

Before it starts, the American Coach was giving his guy some advises:

-You need to be careful with this Russian, he has a special Key, and no one can beat him when he made it.

-Oh don’t worry coach -said the American- I’ll be OK.

When the fight begins, both were walking in circles around the ring, and suddenly, the Russian jumps over the American, and made his famous Key.

The American coach only closes his eyes waiting the worst for his guy, when all the crowd start to scream and clap, then he opened his eyes, and saw the American guy lifting the Russian, making a Key and beat him, winning the Gold Medal.

He was truly amazed on what happened there, so he went to the dressing room, and was anxiously waiting for him.

Once the American received the Gold medal, he went to the bathroom, and there, his coach jump over him asking what happened there.

-Well coach, you saw that we started to walk around the ring , suddenly, he jumped over me and make the famous key on me, all I have time to do was closing my eyes.
When I open them, I saw a pair of testicles in from of me, so I bit them with all I have left.

-And what happened, did he surrender? Ask the coach.

-Oh Coach, you don’t know the strength you can get when you bite your own balls!!
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