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BingoT · #1 (**permalink**) 27th May 2008, 07:34 PM

Sex Tips For Seniors
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!
Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

bryand · #2 (**permalink**) 27th May 2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BingoT

Sex Tips For Seniors
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!
Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

And for youthful couples, try someting different. Scream someone else's name and hold on!

happygobrokey · #3 (**permalink**) 30th May 2008, 06:13 PM

and for the really adventurous, ##### #### ###### ## ### ####### "############" and see if you can go eight seconds without getting bucked off.

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