My favorite blonde joke

[Kenny Lingus]

Q: How do you turn a blonde into a brunette?

A: Have her do a hand stand!

 

[BingoT]

My Friend Ktbingo has this one to share.

My 13 year old neice shared this joke with me yesterday. Mind you she is the silliest little blonde girl there is.

Two blonde women sitting on a bench enjoying the warmth of the sun. When the one blonde asked the other which do you think is furthest away the moon or Florida. The other blonde looked at her friend and said Duh you can't see Florida.

 

[BingoT]

Blonde's first football game


A man took his blonde girlfriend to her very first NFL football game. They had the best possible seats, right behind the bench.When the game was over, he turned to her and asked her if she had a good time at the game.

"I liked it really, but there is something I just dont understand...Why were they attempting to kill one another over twenty-five cents"?

Confused by her statement he asks her, "what do you mean?"

"Well, I watched them flip a coin first, and one team had gotten it, then for the remainder of the game, everyone was yelling :"Get the quarterback."