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Old 24th April 2008, 06:28 PM
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I Think Your The Father Of One Of My Kids!!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids. ' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly,' No,I'm your son's teacher!
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Old 24th April 2008, 07:06 PM
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I seen this one before

http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...our-daddy.html

It's ok darling age is geting to ya lol
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Old 24th April 2008, 08:08 PM
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I seen this one before

http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...our-daddy.html

It's ok darling age is geting to ya lol
we must have the same circle of email joke buddies tom gotta get some new ones but the ones ive been getting lately are to raunchy but maybe not for you or rob......laurie
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Come on post them.
See the new raunchy crap they have for kids to read now
This is raunchy


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Old 24th April 2008, 09:27 PM
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........now tom as long as you have known me, have i ever or would i ever use such words, not lady like acting
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at least you guys both have the wrong "you're" in your title headers

it is a funny joke though
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