spaghetti

[classymom]

>For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
> >>One
> >> > >night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
> >>his
> >> > >reputation or his marriage, he told her he would pay her a large sum
> >> > >of
> >> > >money to go to Italy to have the child secretly. If she stayed in
> >> > >Italy
> >>to
> >> > >raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
> >>turned
> >> > >18.
> >> > >She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
> >> > >keep
> >>it
> >> > >discreet, he told her to mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti'
> >> > >on
> >>the
> >> > >back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
> >> > >One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
> >>'Honey,'
> >> > >she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just
> >> > >give
> >>it
> >> > >to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife handed him the
> >> > >card
> >>and
> >> > >watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
> >> > On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.'

 

[SlotMonster]

Nice one, mom! Is it about you?

 

[classymom]

Ha Ha = No my 4 kids came separately and by the guy I wrapped the ball and chain around.