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Old 15th April 2008, 08:05 PM
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Hang Them Honey

ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.


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Old 15th April 2008, 10:09 PM
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Old 16th April 2008, 03:04 PM
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And The Boobs Jokes for the day are.






And The #1 of the day goes to this little guy
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With all the women getting fake tits these days, these jokes will cease to exist in the future Soon, everyone's grandma will still have firm boobies...lol
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With all the women getting fake tits these days, these jokes will cease to exist in the future Soon, everyone's grandma will still have firm boobies...lol
And for you



I was never a boob man.
They can keep them big one's in my book.
I'm what they call a little boob
Give me a great set of legs anyday.

Ok not that
But i'll take any great legs over boobs anyday

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