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12th April 2008, 12:10 AM
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"the sweet old lady"
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight.' she replied. 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bit@hes.'
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12th April 2008, 12:30 AM
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It's more than likely a true story, bless 'er!
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12th April 2008, 01:10 AM
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I'll be out of the office for the most part until 11/14...Vegas, baby!
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12th April 2008, 05:58 AM
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LOL Laurie...that was the best one I've heard all week !!!
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 "You Bullshit Your Friends & I'll Bullshit Mine, But Lets Not Bullshit Each Other" ~RW~ "beatus homo qui invenit sapentiam"
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12th April 2008, 03:12 PM
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she who lives longest laughs last, b!tches!
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+++ like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to stay on my toes +++ . . . +++ if you can read this, well done you +++ . . . +++ and don't call me shirley +++
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