A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar

[classymom]

> > A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
> barstool
> > and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
> > bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
> > absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
> > "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you
> > are blind - that you should know five things:
> >
> > 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
> > 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> > 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
> > 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
> > weightlifter.
> > 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
> >
> > Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
> >
> > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:
> > "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[SlotMonster]

Originally Posted by classymom

> > A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
> barstool
> > and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
> > bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
> > absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
> > "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you
> > are blind - that you should know five things:
> >
> > 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
> > 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> > 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
> > 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
> > weightlifter.
> > 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
> >
> > Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
> >
> > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:
> > "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

An oldie but goodie!