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Old 27th March 2008, 02:02 AM
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Bubba's New Truck !!!

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy
Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.

We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!.

Them clothes woulda never fit you!"


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Old 27th March 2008, 02:47 AM
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One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy
Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.

We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!.

Them clothes woulda never fit you!"


omg rob , my brothers name is jimmy jack and guess what his best friends name is?......bubba..........i also have 3 cousins called bubba, kinda funny at our big family reunions, when someone yells" hey bubba" about 15-20 men and boys stand up...yep!! i must be related to rednecks
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Old 27th March 2008, 07:20 AM
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Oh gawd...that's too funny Laurie...
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omg rob , my brothers name is jimmy jack and guess what his best friends name is?......bubba..........i also have 3 cousins called bubba, kinda funny at our big family reunions, when someone yells" hey bubba" about 15-20 men and boys stand up...yep!! i must be related to rednecks
Oh no laurie please tell me it is not true
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Old 27th March 2008, 06:22 PM
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Oh no laurie please tell me it is not true
its true lol!!!!! ask rob, nash, mousey or anyone from the south on here" how many bubbas do you know?" ..........laurie
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its true lol!!!!! ask rob, nash, mousey or anyone from the south on here" how many bubbas do you know?" ..........laurie
Damn, and I thought I was a redneck....
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Old 28th March 2008, 04:56 AM
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Damn, and I thought I was a redneck....
Shit Win,,, you haven't even started to see the REAL Rednecks till you come down to Georgia man !!!
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