A short love story

[BingoT]

A short love story

A Short Love Story

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A man and a woman who had never met before,

but were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

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Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over

sharing a room, they were both very tired

and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk

and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man

leaned down and gently woke the woman

saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother

you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

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'I have a better idea,' she replied.

'Just for tonight, let's pretend that

we're married.'

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'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

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'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own

fricking blanket'.

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After a moment of silence, he farted.

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            The End

[SlotMonster]

OMG, I can't stop laughing

Thanks, BingoT!