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A short love story
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired
and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk
and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man
leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother
you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied.
'Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own
fricking blanket'.
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired
and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk
and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man
leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother
you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied.
'Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own
fricking blanket'.
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
