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What part of the body expands to 6 times its normal size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part
of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's
normal size, and state the conditions."
Mary gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an
inappropriate question and my parents are going to
hear of it when I get home!"
She sat down, red-faced.
"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Baldwin.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions," said Susan.
"Correct. Now Mary, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not
studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, boy are you
going to be disappointed someday!"
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part
of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's
normal size, and state the conditions."
Mary gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an
inappropriate question and my parents are going to
hear of it when I get home!"
She sat down, red-faced.
"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Baldwin.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions," said Susan.
"Correct. Now Mary, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not
studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, boy are you
going to be disappointed someday!"
