new driving etiquette for men and women

[lauriejim]

Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette



A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.. At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.







When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!


The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.



Moral of the story:


Men never listen, and when they do,

they don't understand one word a woman says.