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The young Brave....Dirty joke

A young Brave approaches his father, the tribes chief. He asks "When will him be Chief" The chief responds "you will not be chief until you are man."

The brave asks "How can him be man?"
The Chief says "Him will not be man, until him know woman."
The Brave respnods" Where will him find woman to know, all women in tribe have man allready."

The Chief replys" you must go to town, find whorehouse, know women. Then him be a man"

The Brave goes to town and heads into the local brothel. Upon entering the maddam asks "What can I do for you?"
Brave responds "Him want woman."
The Maddam asks "do you have any experience?"
The brave replys "No, that's why him want woman."
The Maddam instucts the Brave "That we only let experieced men bed our ladies."
The brave confused asks "Then where will him get this experience?"
The Maddam replies "There's an old Oak tree in the back, there's a knothole in the tree, go there and get you some experience."
The Brave heads out back and gets his much needed experience.

Two weeks later the Brave returns. Thumping his chest he tells the Maddam "Him want woman."
The Maddam asks "are you experienced now?'
Brave responds "Him experienced, him want woman."

The Maddam points to a door on the second floor and tells the Brave "to enjoy himself."

The brave heads up the stairs and into the door.

After 5 minutes the Maddam hears a deafing scream, coming from the room the brave just entered.
She runs up the stairs kicks the door open, only to find the whore spread eagle and the brave ramming a stick in her.

The Maddam screams "What the hell are you doing? I thought you said you were experienced?'

The Brave replys "Him am experienced, him check for bees first."
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