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Old 14th March 2008, 05:16 PM
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the best wedding revenge(master card moment)

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.



He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.


Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?


Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.


Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.


The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.


There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD


A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--

what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'
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Old 14th March 2008, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by lauriejim View Post
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.


Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.


The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

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Old 15th March 2008, 02:04 AM
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roflmao!

That IS priceless.
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Old 15th March 2008, 06:07 AM
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That Dude had Class to do that...way to go man !!

Funny Laurie...ROTFLMAO...
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Old 15th March 2008, 11:14 PM
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Awesome!!! LOL

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