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Old 10th March 2008, 10:32 PM
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Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'115,' she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale.

It turns out her weight is 140 (I wish).

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

'5 foot 8,' she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.

She then takes her blood pressure

And tells the woman it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' she screams,

'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!'
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Old 10th March 2008, 10:37 PM
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Too Funny !!! Are you going to be here all week too Laurie,,,I was thinking if you were maybe we could get a cup of coffee or something and maybe talk about combining our shows together for one night !!!
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Too Funny !!! Are you going to be here all week too Laurie,,,I was thinking if you were maybe we could get a cup of coffee or something and maybe talk about combining our shows together for one night !!!
i should be on the phone taking care of bizz monday blahs, oh how i hate them!!!
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Old 10th March 2008, 11:41 PM
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LOL, good one lauriejim!
We could have our own Casinomeister comedy club with the sense of humor some of you have.
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LOL, good one lauriejim!
We could have our own Casinomeister comedy club with the sense of humor some of you have.
As soon as lojo is allowed back in.....damn he is funny (although sometimes over the top).
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LOL, good one lauriejim!
We could have our own Casinomeister comedy club with the sense of humor some of you have.
The "Casinomeister's Comedy Club"....what a great idea there Heather, could I have my own Scrolling Marquee please...LOL
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The "Casinomeister's Comedy Club"....what a great idea there Heather, could I have my own Scrolling Marquee please...LOL
When we're out in Vegas we should find a club that has open mic night

We've GOT to be better than this guy

ps: did he really say "pen!s" instead of peanuts?? (12 seconds in )
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When we're out in Vegas we should find a club that has open mic night

We've GOT to be better than this guy

ps: did he really say "pen!s" instead of peanuts?? (12 seconds in )
Yea, it sure sounded like that's what he said didn't it !!! I loved watching him when he was on American Idol...too funny...

I love going to clubs to watch open mic nite and watch everyone make a fool out of themselves...
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As soon as lojo is allowed back in.....damn he is funny (although sometimes over the top).
For sure, he is part of the MeisterClowns Comedy Club

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The "Casinomeister's Comedy Club"....what a great idea there Heather, could I have my own Scrolling Marquee please...LOL
Now, now, we can't have favorites. We need to treat all comedians equally.
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