Ok my friends I want to see more Nurse Jokes

[BingoT]

Ok my friends I want to see more Nurse Jokes

This is thee best and it's true lol
This is why I can stay up most of the day
I don't have to work hard at work.
CNA's Your the best.

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

[RobWin]

You Might Be a Nurse if...

- when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.

-- when you tell a man you meet for the first time you're a nurse, you're expected to laugh hysterically when he asks you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and wittiest thing you've ever heard.

-- your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.

-- men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion porn movies about nurses.

-- everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have.

-- you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors.

-- you can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.

-- you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce.

-- you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.

[BingoT]

Originally Posted by RobWin

You Might Be a Nurse if...

- when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.

Ok here is a tip for you lol Can you tell me how long it does take to wash your hands?
From the old school You sing Happy Birthday to yourself and when the song is over your hands are clean.
And always remember to turn the water off after you dry your hands with that paper towel