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Old 1st March 2008, 05:00 PM
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3 Moles

This one is a groaner but still cute
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together


in a little mole hole.


One day, papa mole sticks
his head
out of the hole, sniffs the air
and said,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"


The mama mole sticks her head
out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said,
"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"



Now baby mole is trying
to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't
because the bigger moles
are in the way.
This makes him whine,
"Geez, all I can smell is....


MOLASSES!
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Old 1st March 2008, 05:04 PM
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This one is a groaner but still cute
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together


in a little mole hole.


One day, papa mole sticks
his head
out of the hole, sniffs the air
and said,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"


The mama mole sticks her head
out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said,
"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"



Now baby mole is trying
to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't
because the bigger moles
are in the way.
This makes him whine,
"Geez, all I can smell is....


MOLASSES!
ive missed ya silky
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Old 1st March 2008, 05:23 PM
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Thanx Laurie
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