Blondes and Bingo

[BingoT]

Blondes and Bingo

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of Bingo! were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I've just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"

 

[SlotMonster]

These jokes always make me laugh lol
I'm not actually thinking about blondies as about stupid and "always getting into troubles" ladies, but sometimes they're soooooo funny (even it's just a made-up story lol)

 

[BingoT]

Bingo Jokes that came from bingo.com

Top Three Bingo Jokes of All Time
Does Bingo make you laugh? Well, it will now.


Here are the top three bingo jokes of all time, so get ready to laugh! Then three more groan-worthy jokes to follow.

Shoo Fly

A man walked into a bingo hall and chooses his bingo cards. Seeing a
fly land on a particular number on one bingo card, and thinking this
was a lucky sign, he bought that card. Later on that night, he lost.
"Must have been a house fly", he said.

Full Card

2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps
looking over Tom's shoulder saying: "you've got that number, mark it
off, you've got that number mark it off." After doing this for quite
some time Tom gets annoyed and says: "why don't you do your own card?"
Whereupon John answers: "I can't it's full!"

Always a Winner

Betty and Hilda, two friends, went together to play the slot
machines at their local Bingo Hall. Each agreed that when her allotted
money was gone, she would go to the front of the Bingo Hall and sit on
the bench to wait for her friend. Betty quickly lost all of her money
and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited and waited and
waited. After what seemed an eternity, she saw Hilda coming toward her
carrying a huge sack of coins. "Hey, Betty," said Hilda, "how'd you
do?" "Well, Hilda", said Betty, "you see me here on this bench- what do
you think? It looks like you hit it big, though." "Oh yeah," said
Betty, "did I find a good machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it
to you - you can't lose! EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS
COME OUT!!!"

Groanworthy Bingo Jokes

Q) What do rodents say when they play bingo?

A) Eyes down for a full mouse!

Q) What do you call a lady addicted to gambling at bingo?

A) Betty!

Q) What do vampires play Bingo with?

A) Stake money

 

[BingoT]

From ktbingo

My divorce sent me to the bingo hall
Here is a really cute story I came across..

I moved to a new town after my divorce, and I was really down in the dumps, so I called my mom, and she said that she was on her way out to go play bingo. I said thats a good idea. I looked in the paper and there was a game at a church really near my house that night, so I went to play there. I didnt win at any of the games, and I was in a pretty bad mood, and the caller kind of felt bad for me so when I was ready to leave, he followed me outside and picked a flower that was growing outside the church and gave it to me. I thought it was real sweet, so I went back the next week. After the third time, he asked me for my phone number, and weve been dating for three months now and he still brings me flowers! I still play bingo, and I still havent gotten bingo but I got the big prize.

 

[BingoT]

Do you take cash or credit???
Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo Club as they put on some male dancers for us.

One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 note. She called the dancer back, licks the 20 note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, calls the guy over and licks the 50 note.

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!

Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...... What could I do????

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds!

 

[LaurieJim]

your such a hoot......laurie