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Old 26th February 2008, 06:44 AM
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you know your living in 2008 when .........

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if any one is home to help you carry in the groceries . 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.: ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly im right. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
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Old 27th February 2008, 11:54 AM
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15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

No, I didn't because I noticed that there is no #9 when I was reading
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Old 7th March 2008, 03:14 AM
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