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Old 20th February 2008, 10:21 AM
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From a friend in the US....

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Taunton and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes but when we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?”

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn’t care.

We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.
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Old 20th February 2008, 12:04 PM
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Old 20th February 2008, 02:29 PM
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From a friend in the US....

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Taunton and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes but when we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?”

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn’t care.

We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.
......................lmao. how funny jetset
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Old 23rd February 2008, 01:06 AM
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Jet...that one's a classic man...I'm going to send that one to my parents to give them some ideas of how senior citizens stop the boredom....
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That is funny! Thanks!!!
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