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Old 20th February 2008, 05:55 AM
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Who's Yo Daddy !!!!!!!

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday.
I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after
month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she
get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma
house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want
you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the
'spression on yo face.
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Old 20th February 2008, 06:23 AM
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Today my baby girl's 18th birthday.
I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after
month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she
get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma
house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want
you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the
'spression on yo face.
lmaohow funny!!!!
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Originally Posted by RobWin View Post
Today my baby girl's 18th birthday.
I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after
month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she
get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma
house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want
you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the
'spression on yo face.
Unfortunately I can relate
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