- Joined
- Jun 16, 2006
- Location
- In the Beautiful South !!
> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
> home.
> He wanted her to see what he went through so he
> prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8
> hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want
> her to know what I go through, so please allow
> her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's
> wish..
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as
> a woman. -
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, a
> wakened the kids,
> Set out their school clothes, Fed them
> breakfast,
> Packed their lunches, Drove them to school,
> Came home and Picked up the dry cleaning,
> Took it to the cleaners Stopped at the bank to
> make a deposit,
> Went grocery shopping, then drove home to put
> away the groceries,
> Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
> dog.
> Then it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make
> the beds,
> Do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop
> the kitchen floor.
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
> Got into an argument with them on the way home.
> Set out milk and cookies and
> Got the kids organized to do their homework, Then
> set up the ironing board and
> Watched TV while he did the ironing. at 4:30 he
> began peeling potatoes and
> Washing vegetables for salad, breaded the
> pork chops and
> Snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he
> cleaned the kitchen,
> Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry,
> Bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
> At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily
> chores weren't finished,
> He went to bed where he was expected to make
> love, which he managed to get through without
> complaint.
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt
> by the bed and said:
> -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was
> so wrong to envy my
> Wife's' being able to stay home all day. Please,
> oh! Oh! Please, let us
> Trade back."
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
> "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
> I will be happy to change things back to the way
> they were. You'll just have to wait nine months
> though. You got pregnant last night."
> home.
> He wanted her to see what he went through so he
> prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8
> hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want
> her to know what I go through, so please allow
> her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's
> wish..
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as
> a woman. -
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, a
> wakened the kids,
> Set out their school clothes, Fed them
> breakfast,
> Packed their lunches, Drove them to school,
> Came home and Picked up the dry cleaning,
> Took it to the cleaners Stopped at the bank to
> make a deposit,
> Went grocery shopping, then drove home to put
> away the groceries,
> Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
> dog.
> Then it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make
> the beds,
> Do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop
> the kitchen floor.
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
> Got into an argument with them on the way home.
> Set out milk and cookies and
> Got the kids organized to do their homework, Then
> set up the ironing board and
> Watched TV while he did the ironing. at 4:30 he
> began peeling potatoes and
> Washing vegetables for salad, breaded the
> pork chops and
> Snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he
> cleaned the kitchen,
> Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry,
> Bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
> At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily
> chores weren't finished,
> He went to bed where he was expected to make
> love, which he managed to get through without
> complaint.
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt
> by the bed and said:
> -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was
> so wrong to envy my
> Wife's' being able to stay home all day. Please,
> oh! Oh! Please, let us
> Trade back."
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
> "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
> I will be happy to change things back to the way
> they were. You'll just have to wait nine months
> though. You got pregnant last night."
