- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Shopping in New York..
A lady walks into a Tiffany's jewelry store. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little farting
accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she
turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a nattily
dressed, overindulgent looking salesman standing right behind her.
Crisp as a cucumber and displaying an ultra effete presence, the salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'
Responding in a very patronizing manner he answers, 'Madam, if you farted
just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price .'
A lady walks into a Tiffany's jewelry store. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little farting
accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she
turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a nattily
dressed, overindulgent looking salesman standing right behind her.
Crisp as a cucumber and displaying an ultra effete presence, the salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'
Responding in a very patronizing manner he answers, 'Madam, if you farted
just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price .'
