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Old 1st August 2003, 02:21 AM
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Thought this was too funny to keep to myself when i read this.


GWINNETT COUNTY

Suspicious package contains adult toys

A Gwinnett County post office and surrounding area were evacuated after a mail carrier came across a vibrating package.

X-rays revealed the box to be X-rated.

U.S. Postal Service spokesman Michael Miles said the package was making a sound Wednesday and aroused suspicion from the carrier and his supervisor, who carried the priority mail into the parking lot and called police.

The Gwinnett County bomb squad, U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms and the Gwinnett County Fire Department evacuated the building and the parking lot, and shut down Postal Way at U.S. Highway 29.

A high-tech robot was sent in to pick up the package and X-ray it. The X-ray showed some kind of wires and something else, Miles said. When it was opened, authorities found adult toys including a vibrator and massage oil.

The Lilburn resident to whom the package was addressed will be notified of what happened, but will not be prosecuted. ÔÔSince these are all legal items, we wonÕt be doing any follow-up investigation,ÕÕ police spokesman Cpl. Dan Huggins said.
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Old 15th November 2003, 10:29 PM
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too funny

If they did charge him.. what would the charges be ?

"assault with a friendly weapon" ?
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