Bedtimes Virus

[coldheartedgirl]

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete
<, it IMMEDIATELY!
<,
<, Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
<,
<,
<, It will not only erase everything on your hard
<, drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
<, within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
<, strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
<, your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your
<, VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
<, CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone
<, to auto dial and call only 900 numbers. This virus
<, will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
<,
<, IT CAUSES YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
<, SHOWERING.
<,
<, It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU
<, LISTENING??
<,
<, It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
<, when you are expecting company. It will replace your
<, shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the
<, "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98
<, environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and
<, leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close
<, to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
<, forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it
<, will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
<,
<, ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
<,
<, And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
<, seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg
<, will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
<, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
<, you. Please send to everyone..... and if you are a blonde, this is a joke!